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I almost don't dare say it, but I've really enjoyed having a couple of weeks away from the stage. Dandy Von Diamond and I have been almost like a proper, normal coulpe. We have painted the yard, argued about the decorating, been on a day trip. In fact, we've been so normal, we could model for knitwear catalogues!

However, a couple of weeks off performing has given me proper thinking and evaluation time for the stage work that we do. We have a couple of big shows coming up to get ...

I've been neglecting to blog! I am a very naughty boy, tie me to a chair and spank me... although be aware that I charge extra for that sort of thing!

I've been busy, singing, sewing and practicing stuff, inbetween my work of course. I'll be making a show of myself in Blackpool on Saturday, and I'm hoping to fit in a sneaky naughty photoshoot on sunday and get some raunchy pictures up onto the website! www.diamondandstarlust.weebly.com

Oh, we're looking for bookings ...

This weekend I am doing nothing. What has happened to the world? Where are all the eligable, confirmed bacholors lining up to wine me, dine me and 69 me? :-(

However, next weekend I'll be entertaining the crowds in the sunny seaside resort of Blackpool. (Kiss Me Quick, fellas!!) And the following weekend I am singing wearing a pair of ladies suspenders at an event on the friday night, then strutting around in my swimwear at another on Saturday.

Kisses,
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I've decided to write a blog. 'Course I didn't really know what a blog was, but I'm told it's like a diary, but a diary what everyone can read, which is, of course, the best sort of diary.

I was out socialising with the lovely Mr. Von Diamond and a host of other miscriants 'till the small hours of this morning. Cant even remember getting home to be honest. So conciquently, I'm not even dressed yet, the only thing I have on is a lenght of black ribbon tied in a pretty bow around ...