Thread: Strange Quirks Of Performers On Their Travels

... and spending your entire fee on umpteen bags of French fries that get used to rain down an unholy hellfire of cholesterol-based death from above on the drunkards in the street below.

Originally Posted by James

... and spending your entire fee on umpteen bags of French fries that get used to rain down an unholy hellfire of cholesterol-based death from above on the drunkards in the street below.

"dusty, why do you have so many chips?"

"you said to spend all the money on chips!"

"no, we didn't.... we gave you 2.50 for a couple of portions..."


bath, how we love thee....

Actually 'a couple of portions' is what he had that time in Loughboro!

ooh er, missus!

i had forgotten about Bath's legendary Rain of Chips....

now i want chips! can someone give me £70 to spend entirely on chips?

(it was only £11 worth of chips, actually - you just get an awful lot of chips for your money in Bath)

I'm just about to board a plane to Amsterdam where there is a place called 'Chipsy King' I took a photo of the sign last time we were there as I found the name incredibly funny for no apparent reason whatsoever.

My amusement certainly had nothing to do with the fact that I had just emerged from a coffee shop.

All I know is that the proprietor probably wrote the shortest business plan in the world.

"Make chips, sell chips"

But I guess it worked as he is the Chipsy King.

oh my god, after all this time i've just worked out of whom your baby-avatar reminds me, james.

wee. jimmy. krankie.