Thread: High heels may improve your sex life!

Well of course we already knew this...

BBC NEWS | Health | High heels 'may improve sex life'

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...until you're in a hurry to take your knickers off whilst leaving your shoes on and manage to trip over and knock yourself out on the edge of the bed....






Not speaking from experience or anything ops:

lol x or wear a pair of killer heels because your don't think you'll be standing upright long and end up going out, getting quite drunk, and tripping over cobble stones going arse over tit.

not from personal experience either.

Originally Posted by heathersweet

lol x or wear a pair of killer heels because your don't think you'll be standing upright long and end up going out, getting quite drunk, and tripping over cobble stones going arse over tit.

not from personal experience either.

Ha ha done that too!!!! It's amazing how many licensed premises are situated on cobbled streets. Damn licensing people!

Anyone else done something stupid in heels? I tried to pole dance in mine on our pole at weekend, forgetting that I a) can't pole dance and b) was rather drunk.





I fell off and bumped my bum.

In my early holiday camp days before I could hide in the dj booth or tell other people to do it, I used to do an hours worth of party dances in stupid high heels every night. We'd half a laugh and barge each other round the stage too. All fun and games til I fell, swore very loudly in front of a packed dancefloor of small people (oh the shame), and ended up with a really nasty sprain that meant I couldn't get a pair of heels on for 2 weeks.

Twas ok though, we decorate my crutches with gold spray paint and glitter and christened them my cabaret crutches! There was no other way I could on the stage!

Ever the comsummate professional. I'm impressed!


I'm just dreading my other half trying to drag my exploits off the CCTV tonight and putting them on youtube. Bribery is needed...

How on EARTH have heels been linked to schizophrenia??

Originally Posted by Fleur du Mal

How on EARTH have heels been linked to schizophrenia??

LOL!! I dont know how they got to that conclusion!!! xx

Yeah that is a strange theory to arrive at!......I know when you put a pair on it kinda changes the way you feel but schizophrenia is taking it a bit too far!!!!

Originally Posted by Fleur du Mal

How on EARTH have heels been linked to schizophrenia??

I though this was hilarious when i read it!

But it helped me justify buying some new shoes!!