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    Ok ladies and gents.

    You have magical powers and can now cast one spell for a lover.

    What are you going to ask the pagan gods for ?

    The dreaded X to have his member magicly Vanish ?

    The other half to do the washing up ?

    The other half to have 4 sets of hands ? ( gigidy )

    nothing to rude please the vibes of magic from the LaVey household are quite disturbing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersweet View Post
    nothing to rude please
    Perhaps a spell for your other half not to say this!?

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    If Love's a Sweet Passion, why does it torment?
    If a Bitter, oh tell me whence comes my content?
    Since I suffer with pleasure, why should I complain,
    Or grieve at my Fate, when I know 'tis in vain?
    Yet so pleasing the Pain is, so soft is the Dart,
    That at once it both wounds me, and Tickles my Heart.

    from Henry Purcell's The Fairy Queen (Act 3) 1692

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    Red - true love
    White - I love you not
    Yellow - jealousy
    Pink - innocent love and happiness
    Orange - I love you vigorously
    Purple - I will love you forever
    Wild rose - uncontrollable desire
    Moss rose - I admire you from afar

    The rose code is on that site, hoorah, ( yay from another part )

    still doesn't answer the question it was just a refined responce.
    Go on be a Devil x x x

    Hmmmmm i might go wizard of oz on my exes, courage, a brain, and a heart.

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    Check out the Satanic Witch by Anton LaVey. It's very big on ways of getting men to be your willing slave. Everything you need for this to work you alreadly have just update it slightly for the 21st century.

    I have seen many books on sale in places like Waterstones but I implore you not to buy them or use them ever. Remember the rule of three anything you put out there will come back to you times three. A lot of the spells in these books are written in such a way that you will do yourself a mischief if you cast them.

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    I have to agree with Angel that I'm always wary of love spells and the like - the rule of three is a big one and a good one to respect - whether you believe it or not it helps you to remember to treat other people how you would wish to be treated yourself. Basic white magic I've got no problem with, but anything manipulative is going that little bit too far ...

    But if we're talking purely hypothetically, just for the fun of it ... I'd wish for the other half to be more demonstrative. Bless him, he can be lovely, but sometimes I wish he'd do something silly, frivolous, and for no reason other than to be romantic. Alas he's not one for the big gestures >_<

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    [QUOTE=Fleur du Mal;47258]if we're talking purely hypothetically, QUOTE]

    lol yep purly hypothetical. x but you never know he might suprise you this year x x x

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    Nah, I pretty much know what's going on this year. He's even said "I could surprise you, but I'd better ask first ..." this negating any effect said 'surprise' would have had. Lovely, helpful, sweet, supportive - but like Marilyn, Not Very Bright ...

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    I prefer Lust Rituals to Love Spells - but the Lust Ritual isn't so much about putting someone else under your spell than it is about motivating the user to go out into the wide world and grab the first willing person to make the beast with two backs.

    Whilst I may upset the Wiccan amongst you, I view spells in the same light as prayer - something that promotes hopeful outcomes over motivated actions.

    Send the hate mail to the usual place... :lol:

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