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    Default I got hit by a Skoda today.

    It was awful, I'm still trying to recover. There was sponge, jam and icing everywhere...
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    Wow! Did you cause much damage to the Skoda?!

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    Mmm Mmm Mmmm MMMmmmmmmmm!!!!

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    HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! I was worried then!!

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    I guess accidents never occur in suitably rock-star stylie.
    K x


    IF YOU'RE GONNA GO KEITH GO (DON'T DO IT LIKE THAT) BY MURRAY LACHLAN YOUNG

    What the hell did you think you were doing ?
    So blind that you just could not see
    Not a thought for your legion of worshipping fans
    When you shinned up the trunk of that coconut tree

    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    Don’t do it like that Keith no Keith no

    Go in the middle of a hard blues riff
    Go at the end of a laced up spliff
    Speedball death plunge, Lear jet smash
    Coked up gunfight, high-speed car crash
    Kohl black eyes white rock n roll skin
    With your hand on the fret board cigarette grin Do it like a king pin Debauchee
    But not falling out of a coconut tree

    Keith, man, what goaded you on
    Was it Ronnie Wood? Who said you should?
    Or was it Elton John that you tried to prove wrong?
    When he called you King Kong, did you snag your sarong?

    C’mon Keith, baby, tell us please what the hell was going on


    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    If you’re gonna go Keith go
    Don’t do it like that Keith no Keith no

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    *chuckles* you're so silly :-)
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    I heard that song the other day on the radio. It made me chuckle! xx

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    Oh, think I geddit now ----- like the tv advert fruit/cake Skoda car ???
    I guess that put you in a trifle

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    Wow! Did you cause much damage to the Skoda?!
    Aye, it was like Cookie Monster in Maryland, Hansel and Gretel in the Gingerbread house: total cake carnage. I'll be slathering that stuff all over my body for days. DAYS!
    I mean eating. eating....
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    I am still really confused but glad it wasnt a real skoda! I'm now wanting cake and the cupboards are bare.

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