Thread: Not exactly bump and grind

Uuuch , went out last night for my friends b-day to bunley.
Yes at ze weekend im useually at some gig or other but im saving up at the mo for a couple of events including a move down south - Anyhooo,

The lack of any talent was soooooooo utterly depressing,

One bloke in particular " you've got smashing tits" - ( thanks)
then he pokes one !!!!!! said if he touched me again i'd break his , , , , ,
well i got a telling off the other day for my language so i'll say finger ,
but it started with a p and rhymes with rick.

Where did every attached mober find there other half ?

And can we not pool our resorces to find dateable men like james, dg, and gehenna ?
It'd be so much easier if an elligable batchelers catalogue came out.

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Throw a bachelors burlesque night! (Am I showing my singleness here?) Then we could get all the decent ones that like burlesque in one place.

I had to go all the way to ibiza to find my beloved...............x

Originally Posted by azure

I had to go all the way to ibiza to find my beloved...............x

Yay! Met mine in Palma Mallorca, and I overheard the first comment he made about me, as he and his mate were taking in the sights:
"She's nearly wearing that bikini!"
HeatherSweet, you need to memorise, or store on your phone, a few put downs: Here you go.

I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

I'd like to help you out.............................which way did you come in?

Keep talking, some day you'll say something intelligent.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I bet your mother had a loud bark.

I hear you were born on a farm, anymore in the litter?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it works.

And for any persistent toucher: Now I know why the only place you are ever invited is outside.

I've mentioned before I met my lully man when I was his kickboxing instructor. So violence does work!

Totally recommend meeting someone out and and about at a hobby you enjoy, and fortunately that includes burly nights.

wouldn't that be a dream, a burly apprechaitve man with no hang ups.

Loving the put downs broomys x maybe i'll make them into laminated flashcards and just pull the most suitable one out of the handbag.

I share your pain Heather - on Friday I was dancing at a burly night with a man who started BITING me! I had to push him off. Dancing is hardly a commitment now, is it? I turned down the offer of a drink, which should have been the clue that I was only dancing, shouldn't it?

Originally Posted by Cherry Berlin

I share your pain Heather - on Friday I was dancing at a burly night with a man who started BITING me! I had to push him off.

Biting??? That's taking it a bit too far!

Heather, I say try the old friend of a friend method. That's how I found my man. It's nice and convenient, cuts out any chance of drunken silliness, and means you very probably have something in common already. Don't ask your mates to set you up though - that can backfire terribly >_<

[quote=Fleur du Mal;49638]Biting??? That's taking it a bit too far!quote]

I think it's a bite to far aswell!!!

argh cherry i know that nightmare!

men are generally hideous, i used to go out a lot in the bigg market (cos i is a classy bird) hence the bitage... but also like broomy had a fling in palma!! I do think burlesque nights are a great way to meet fairly decent blokes (or women) since the tone of the evening requires a certain audience.

As for now, Edd gatecrashed my best friend's 18th birthday party and I tried to set him up with my other best friend who looks like Natasha McElhone!

But apparently he'd only come to the party cos he saw me go inside, so he spent the evening pretending i had to teach him to dance to impress my friend. Which then meant I got rather enamored with the sneaky monkey!

He was actually my rebound relationship; I'd been dumped the week before when my ex told me he was gay the day before leaving for the navy. Seriously you couldn't make it up...

xx