Thread: Top 5 Burlesque Blags

Lovely Mates Giving Me A Roof Over My Head

Lovely Mates Giving Me A Lift Back From A Venue

Lovely Promoters Offering Booze For Performing

Going First Class On Trains, Yes I Have A Fancy Hat On, I Am Well Posh, Don't Bother To Check The Ticket Don't Cha Know.

Cheap Taxi Fayer Due To Drivers Lack Of Concerntration On Money And Focus On Skirt Tucked In Arse.

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How about all Burlesque performers getting paid after agreeing to work for free - although the promoter did misadvertise the night as a charity fundraiser when it wasn't.

Originally Posted by heathersweet

Lovely Promoters Offering Booze For Performing.

I'm afraid this is the only one I've had the joy of being involved with! You're one lucky gal Heather! xxx

Ditto, I wish I did work the 1st class train tickets tho with the amount of time I spend on trains!And as for unexpected money...I wish! Tho free cocktails is always nice.

Free clothes?

My top 5 'things that wouldn't have happened if I weren't a burlesque performer' are quite unrepeatable here!

Love, Queen of Mischief x

Hmm well the ones I can repeat.
Meeting lots of lovely people and making some fab friends.
Getting free clothes and stockings and jewels.
Having my bags carried to the station by lovely guys in Euston station.
Having complete strangers come up to me and offer me free tickets
Just having lots of fun really
LOL
Diva x

I misread the title of this and thought it said 'Top Five Burlesque BLOGS' and have thus spent the last few minutes wondering what the hell everyone is talking about!

ha ha!

Originally Posted by James

I misread the title of this and thought it said 'Top Five Burlesque BLOGS'

...don't worry. You weren't the only one!

I think that makes us nerds.