Thread: Bless me Father for I have...................

Fern Britton has been vilified in the press this week for having a gastric loop fitted to help her lose weight, and then, shock horror, falling victim to that well known sin called vanity. She claimed, at first, that her weight loss was down to less food and a healthy exercise regime. Poor Fern.
So what transgression have you committed that we can tell the press all about?
Did you, in the height of passion, fantasise that you were with someone else?
Have you ever been tempted to plagiarise anything? I have. We were entertaining a few friends for dinner some time ago, the New York cheesecake, a cheesecake that you actually cook, collapsed. Hubby dashed out to Waitrose, and thankfully, they had a similar cheesecake on the deli counter. I took it out of the tinfoil base and, hangs head in shame, transfered it to the cooking dish that my homemade one died in. I didn't actually claim it to be mine, but by inference..............
So here's your chance to come clean, do tell, I have OK on the other line!

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And there I was thinking it was eating all those Ryvitas that made her thin!

I can't think of anything to tell. God, I'm so dull!

I have many a time pretended that take out food was my own cooking but then felt really bad about it when they asked for the recipe!

I feel really sorry for Fern...what does it matter what she does with her body anyway!

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Poor Fern but I don't see why they don't come clean with it right away.

Hmmmm confessions eh? I quite often don't tell my other half the full price of things I buy "Of course M.A.C is cheap!" which is probably quite bad but he just wouldn't understand!!

To be honest, if I ever suddenly got famous the press would have a field day with some of the things I've got up to, generally of an adult nature. But sod 'em, I'm not famous, I don't intend to be and I am who I am ;-) Someone has to be

Ooh my avatar's been MOB'd! Tres pretty, thank you Mr James

Oh - Can't I just say how I've behaved? - would be such a shorter list.
Thank god I'm not famous.
Poor Fern, I'd hate to have my body judged in that way. All those 'fans' who seem to think they should have complete access in to every detail of someone else's life.

Mr VAT man would hang me if I told anything.....

Sometimes I fantasise my right hand is my left hand - is that wrong?

Lust – No, I have never had naughty thought about anyone at anytime, not johnny depp in chocolate sauce or a red head in birmingham.
Gluttony – I have never tried to drink all seven deadly sins in nottingham nor have i eaten a tub of tirramasue icecream to myself.

Greed - As if, buying to pairs of shoes the same style in different colours is just common sence.

Sloth – can't even be bothered to dignify this one.

Wrath – I have never wanted to wanted to hurt another living thing especially not public figures of authority.

Envy - No way, As if ive even been envious of other peoples abilitys to walk on spider stilletos or fit in a jar.

Pride Im sure i am the only person on this forum with a saintly soul.