Thread: Calling all animal themed burlesque acts!!

If you happen to be a kitty, a bunny, a fox, indeed any fauna, in a burlesque act please contact me...

Candee xxx

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What about a badger?

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I've got a spider... Though I'm sure you already know that

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Damn, why isn't my dragonfly ready yet??

Mmmm Warren is it a big badger because a little one just would not do at all...

enough of this badger talk - can the lovely insects that are alter egos of Beatrix and Fleur please pm me.....

I have a poodle routine...and possibly a dormouse one from a recent Alice in Wonderland Troupe piece with Daiquiri Dusk (Alice), Miss Hell's Belle (Queen of Hearts), Amelia Heart (White Rabbit), Kitea Jarlash (flower) and Alabama Rose (Cheshire Cat)....Ther are some pics on my MySpace.

...nothing funnier than a giant badger!

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miss piggy at your service . . .

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Hey, Sarah, you look brilliant. A few years ago, just before we left London, we went to some dance friend's, first wedding anniversary. It was in your neck of the wood.
The party was to be themed: Come as a recognisable celebrity of the opposite sex. I wanted to do Fred & Ginger, but my hubby was really bashful about it all. In the end we went as Kermit & Miss Piggy. My Kermit was a joke shop costume, and a couple of ping pong balls for the eyes. We found a shop window manniquin' s wig, blonde a very straw like, a sponge snout & ears, I managed to make one of my Mum's old dresses fit him, he certainly looked the part.
When we arrived we were told that the event was being held at The Royal Legion, Leyton. (I think, can't remember for sure,) anyway, the long and short of it was, we were all set up to get there on the BUS! I kid you not. All these wierd people getting on the 58 bus.
So if it was you who saw a freaky looking Miss Piggy and thought: "That would be a good act." Please send royalties to Broomstick Enterprises.

I have a horse one in the makings but haven't performed it yet, or performed at all! You having an animal themed event?