Thread: fruit cake x

Aw james, putting the safety of burly ladies first.
I wouldn't have minded a whirl wind burly tour.
Even if the catch was a seedy night in a hotel -
minus a kidney in a cold bath of ice.

It's the g-string murders II global conquest

EVA BRAUN STUMBLES INTO THE CHANGING ROOM DRIPPING WITH BLOOD AND OUT OF BREATH

BVB : Good set hon ?

Eva Crahes to the floor.

The girls scream

ALV : Help ! Somebody.

James runs into the room bends down and feels pulse,

J : It's to late, she's dead,

BVB : Oh my god !

MD : What's that in her arm

J : The German Flag, But i didn't think Eva had a flag in her frow act ?

K : She didn't, It belonged to the killer.

ALV : No ,Kittie, That's the stuff of urban legands,

MD : What is ?,

K : In 1976 in seattle there were twelve burlesque dancers murdered, each one with an aspect of travel in there act or name.
There have been reports since of singular killings but he's never been captured.

BVB : This is fucked up ,Matt - MATT ! Were going !

ALV : You can't leave the club it isn't safe, at least wait for the police to arrive.

J : Angels right, the killer could be anywhere we have a better chance of keeping safe if we stick together.
Matt and I will close front of house and wait for the police.
Stay here amoung friends.

M.D : DIVA ! Diva is outthere she couldn't get reception so she was going outside to call home before her act.

SUDDENLY THE ROOM IS PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS AND A SCREAM ECHOS FROM THE STAIRCASE

Dam this would have made an awsome halloween thread,
No offence to EB being bumped off first it's purely for the dramatic effect.

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And because the name's German? So there's one place, then Diva for Hollywood ... I'm getting a bad feeling about France being third >_<

Mwa ha ha ha

LIGHT RETURNS

Millies phone beguins to ring as the boys run down the stairs.

MD: Hello, .............

( It's diva the firedoor slammed and she's locked outside )

ALV : Thank god, but then who ?

James walks into the dressing room Fleur Du Mal scooped in his arms.

K : Fleur ! Is she -

J : No she's ok just in shock

BVB : Here drink this,

FLEUR SITS ON A STOOL CRADELING THE DRINK

ALV :What happened.

FDM : I was practicing my deal when i noticed a man in a long coat muttering in german,
I thought he was lost so i approached him but when i got closer i realised he had blood on his hands and i started to run but he switched off the lights and i screamed in fear.

M.D All that matters is your safe,

J: Noone is safe yet,

FDM : I know he'll come back for me he has my queen of hearts.

Kitties phone starts to ring

K : Hello, yes this is she, ,,,,, No,,, when?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ok ,Yes yes officer,
we'll be there.

( Heather Sweet is dead ! She'd been performing last night and was ment to meet anna fur laxis today but when she didn't show anna called the cops.

BVB : It's coinsidence , it could have been a mugging or an accident.

K : No, They found her torso and head in a dumpster behind the american embasy wrapped in the american flag.
There still looking for the pom poms.

ALV : I think im going to be sick.

J : Why do they need to speak to us.

K: Her phone and mobile were on the body but her address book has been stolen.

FDM : It's not an address book, it's a travel journal and were all in it.

The door swings open.

DH : Hi everyone, uc, it's so cold out there what did i miss ?

ha ha, love it!
considering my reputation as a gorehound it's refreshing to be the victim rather than the murderer!
Merry Christmas one and all!
xxxx

Hi honey
I am gripped what happens next wake up where are you stop drinking and tell us the rest of the story !!!!!!!!
I am so glad I am not dead yet sorry to hear about thoses that are.
Diva x

Originally Posted by heathersweet

( Heather Sweet is dead ! She'd been performing last night and was ment to meet anna fur laxis today but when she didn't show anna called the cops.

Obviously I was devastated when Heather didn't turn up. I was really looking forward to tea and cakes, and staring at Heather's boobs. x

THE POLICE BURST THREW THE OPEN DOOR.

SG : This is a crime seen i need you ladies and gentlmen to follow sargent peters down stairs where you will all be finger printed and questioned, you may not leave the premasis.

DH: Brilliant, i didn't know we had boylesque on the bill,
hi officer, is that a trunction in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

SG: Miss, this is not a laughing matter, this is a murder investigation.

DH : Who died ?,,,,

SHE LOOKS TO HER RIGHT AND FAINTS AT THE SIGHT OF EVAS BODY.

SG: Peterson would you escort the ladies down stairs starting with her, Is there a Kittie Klaw here.

K: Yes, that's me,

SG: Miss Klaw if you and your fiance could accompany us to the station we will need you to provide as much information as possible and we may need to search your premasis.

J: Hang on , why do we have to go to the station when everybody else is down stairs, Are we being treated as suspect ?

SG : As far as im concerned everyboy is suspect, but you are needed to provided insider information.

THE GIRLS WAIT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRWELL AS KITTIE AND JAMES ARE ESCORTED OUT OF THE SIDE DOOR.

SGP: Miss Von Bourbon would you kindly step into the interigation room ?

BVB: Sorry ?

SGP: The green room,

THE GIRLS AND MATT GATHER ROUND A PROP TABLE.

D.H: O.k this is some freaky shit, what the hell is going on ?

M.D : Eva was stabbed and we think the same man tried to attack fleur. He left a german flag as a calling card and Kittie thinks it's a serial killer.

D.H but why the german flag ?

A.L.V : Apparantly he kills by location, stage name and acts.

D.H : Oh crap ! It's a good time to hide.

F.D.M : You can't. he knows where we are, heathers dead and he has her travel journal, clubs and contacts;.

M: Just try and stay calm, the police were here quickly.

A.L.V: A Little to quickly, something isn't right here,
trust me,

BEATRIX EMERGES

SGP: Miss Dollar, come with me please,

M.D: ( don't worry girls i'll get it out of him )

THE DOOR CLOSES AS MILLIE SHOOTS THE CROWD A WINK

SGP : so miss dollar,

MD : Please call me millie,

SGP : Millie, ( ahem ) how well did you know the deceased,

MD : Oh Evas been on the scene years,we all kind of run in the same cicles, of cource eva ran in a figure of eight with her band to.

SGP : Miss Braun had a band ?

MD : Your not very well informed are you inspecter,
(she runs a curl threw her varnished fingers)

SGP : ( Mmm uh, It's just officer peters actually.

MD : Oh ,My mistake. Tell me Officer, if you didn't know about the goules, Why are you interigating us instead of her band mates ? We feel oh so vaunerable as it is, It feels soo good to know there's a stromg handsome man nearby.

SGP : Millie can you keep a secret?

MD : I swear on my pin curls.

SGP: The constabulary called kittie before we heard about the murder, Miss Sweets death was being treaded suspiciously but today we found two more performers dead after a noon show.
Fifi La Bomb and Gem J'adore were wrapped in the french flag behind cafe rougue.,,,I shouldn't have told you.

M.D : Oh , Oh dear, i feel faint, would you mind if we conduct the interview later, i need water desperately.

SGP: Of course miss dollar, Please close the door on your way out.

MILLIE RUNS TO THE HUDDLE

M.D Angel you were right,,,, it is ,,,, what's happened.

D.H I got a call from newcastle, Chelsea Bangs and Dusty Vagas are dead, Amelie Soleil walked in on the killer and he turned on her, she climbed out of the fire escape to try and get away but it was slippeys and she fell. Ed is with her now she's unconcious in hospital the doctor said if it wasn't for her training she'd be dead to.

F.D.M : That's three,

M.D : Five actually Fifi and Gem J'adore were killed today, that's why the police were so quick to act.

ALV : So what that's it the police know about this guy and were supposed to do what stay here like sitting ducks waiting for them to act.

M: No ! we act oursleves, The police don't know the community, noone knows burlesque better than the people that live it,
yes they have kittie and james but if we want to stop this guy we must do it oursleves.

* * *

( much better than watching dr who )

More more I am gripped.
Love it
Diva x

Not my queen of hearts!

So much better than dr who, keep it coming Heather! How will the Burly Belles defeat the killer?