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  1. 06-16-2009, 08:27 AM #1
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    Default James's Las Vegas Doppleganger

    In light of the emails I've received from no less than four performers from Miss Exotic World in relation to conversations that I allegedly had with them at this years Miss Exotic World in Las Vegas, can I please state that:

    I WAS NOT IN LAS VEGAS
    THIS YEAR FOR MEW!


    With this factoid in mind, I would like to also reiterate to these people, plus any other people who have been duped that:

    1. I have not booked you for a future MoB event.
    2. I have not agreed to import a crate of your accessories for sale on MoB.
    3. I am not writing a book, so any photos that you send me are unlikely to appear in it.
    4. Kittie and I are not swingers, but thanks anyway!
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  2. 06-16-2009, 10:05 AM #2
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    you're not swingers?! Damn, thought I was in there :disbelief:
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  3. 06-16-2009, 11:05 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Kittie and I are not swingers, but thanks anyway!
    Bah humbug.
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  4. 06-16-2009, 11:41 AM #4
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    Oh, No Doppleganger, So the you i saw in Ramsbottom on friday who said my performance technique would be enhanced if i ate a sardine and marmite sandwhich and span round in cricles...... LIES !

    Why did i agree to the Dudley Moore tatoo on my arse cheek, Why ?????
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  5. 06-17-2009, 02:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beatrix Von Bourbon View Post
    Bah humbug.

    well, that our dream out the window then bourbon
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  6. 06-17-2009, 03:51 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersweet View Post

    Why did i agree to the Dudley Moore tatoo on my arse cheek, Why ?????
    Pics or it didn't happen!
    Please say you really do have one, I will probably lol and roffle myself to death.
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  7. 06-17-2009, 04:56 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kari Von Regardless View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen!
    Please say you really do have one, I will probably lol and roffle myself to death.
    Apparently she's got 'MO' tattooed on her left buttock and 'RE' tattoed on the right one and is only spells 'MOORE' when she bends over!
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