Thread: Bitter Jitters About The Sh*tter Of Glitter

Okay, I can *just about* understand the current trend of putting glitter into envelopes as it apparently makes for an overwhelmingly exciting treat for the opener.

However, I would like to go on record as saying that people do not need to do this when they are sending us payment for invoices. This is happening more and more often.

If this happens again, I will make a point of tearing up people's cheques as a protest!

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In various people's defence, many of us now oooze glitter as an unwelcome side-effect of too much burlesqueing

I happen to know of one delightful charming performer who has been branded the glitter slug because she trails glitter everywhere she goes and is the glitter equivalent of King Midas (everything she touches, and I mean EVERYTHING).

I also recently heard a story from another performer recently about her partner experiencing serious pain, only for culprit glitter being discovered in the foreskin regions....

Perhaps we should set up a care-home or respite centre for those unable to stop their unplanned glitterings....................

Maybe you could send your envelopes full of MoB monkey oop:

Have you ever seen the amount of glitter Captain Frodo gets through?
If anyone has never seen this act, get yourself a ticket to see La Clique.
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Hey, at least it's not anthrax.

Originally Posted by tempest devyne

In various people's defence, many of us now oooze glitter as an unwelcome side-effect of too much burlesqueing

And that's exactly why I don't use glitter. I've found too much of the stuff lurking in shoes and other clothing weeks after shows to inflict more on everyone else!

Originally Posted by Kari Von Regardless

Hey, at least it's not anthrax.

This is going to sound totally daft but I'm watching a DVD of Ali G and he just asked someone if they ever caught who sent the 'tampax' in the post and the guy said "I don't think you mean tampax, I think you mean Anthrax"

I had to post... It's not often you hear anthrax twice in one day!

Originally Posted by Alana Royale

This is going to sound totally daft but I'm watching a DVD of Ali G and he just asked someone if they ever caught who sent the 'tampax' in the post and the guy said "I don't think you mean tampax, I think you mean Anthrax"

I had to post... It's not often you hear anthrax twice in one day!

Haha, did you read it just as he said it though? It's always amazing when you read a ridiculously unusual word in your book and they say it on TV at exactly the same time. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

The worst thing to get in the post are samples of Tena lady, I like to sign up people I don't like for shitloads of them. The other day karma backfired and I got some sort of free sample fanny wipes sent to me. I felt offended that they thought I needed wiping. YOU SEE JAMES, IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!

Originally Posted by Rose De Vine

Maybe you could send your envelopes full of MoB monkey oop:

I second this.

Originally Posted by Queen Bea

I second this.

Yay, Monkey Poo!