Thread: RIP That Dude Who Took The Photo Of The Tennis Girl Itching Her Arse In The Seventies

His name was Martin Elliott and for some reason I feel more gutted about his death than I was when they told us that Jacko had shuffled off this mortal coil. Whilst it's true that Jacko was considered to be the ultimate showman, it's because of Mr Elliott that I saw my first ever pair of naked lady buttocks and for that, I have nothing but respect for the man.

The one thing I'm hoping is that this is that, like Jesus who also died today, he will be back in the land of the living in time to be scoffing Easter eggs by lunchtime on Sunday.

In the meantime, knowing that he can't sue me for breach of copyright, here is that picture for your delectation.



Martin Elliott, you did more for British Tennis and painful arseholes than both Tim Henman and Andy Murray put together, and for that I salute you!

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An iconic image.

RIP

My dad had that poster on the wall in his living room when i was a 4-year-old kid (his little rebellion when my mum moved out i think!) and i remember loving it even then (the poster not the divorce lol)

LW x

SCRATCHING her arse. SCRATCHING!

Originally Posted by Matth Stil

SCRATCHING her arse. SCRATCHING!

That's probably a better term. My original term was 'picking her arse'.