Thread: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT - New MoB Babies!

It is with great pleasure that I announce the pending birth of the latest additions to the MoB!!!

After much discussion about whether the time was right to bring new life into this world and whether Kittie and I could cope with the extra demands of parenthood, we have finally taken the decision to hatch out the packet of sea monkeys that I bought a couple of months ago.

We have already decided to name our new brood after MoB Members - but I'll leave it up to you guys as to who should have the honour of having a sea monkey named after them - please nominate the members who you would like to see immortalised in sea monkey form and when they hatch out in approximately 24 hours, the people that receive the most nominations will receive their own sea monkey dopplegangers.

For obvious reasons, none of the sea monkeys can be called Kittie or James because of the potential confusion this would have at dinner time:

• Kittie: JAMES, you've not eaten your mashed up plankton!
• James: Eh?!
• Kittie: Not you, I mean James Jr.
• James: Oh, you mean sea monkey James?
• Kittie: Of course, do I normally make a habit of serving you mashed up plankton?
• James: Not since you stopped being a vegetarian, no.
• Kittie: Grrr! For that, you can go and stand in the corner!
• James: Yes James Jr The Sea Monkey, go and stand in the corner for not eating your mashed up plankton.
• Kittie: No, I'm talking to you.
• James: (muttering under breath) Darned sea monkey tricksters. Always getting one over on their ol' dad.

We also want to some god parents for the sea monkeys because in this day and age, it's important that the little ones get a good religious grounding.

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You are truly truly bonkers! I had my only little brood of sea monkeys a while back. By the time we moved though there were only two left, the hassle of transporting 2 sea monkeys across the country was too much for Rob and he flushed them down the loo to travel off and start a new life :-(

Congratulations!

i LOVE sea monkeys... i had some once in a saxophone shaped tank...but then me and my brother thought it would be fun to put red food dye in

I don't recommend it, i think i could hear their tiny screams

xx

p.s. sea monkey bris...

You do know dont you ... that sea monkeys are made from badger sperm ...

warren... badger....box....now....

we shan't have any thread deviance here... strictly on topic...

this was my reaction to the above post

YouTube - Dramatic Look

xx

p.s. ha i felt so bad for being shouty i had to go and actually check they weren't made out of badger sperm! did you know the inventor also invented xray glasses?

For a second I though Mr. Malach and Miss. Klaw had decided to have a real baby! Gave me a laugh when I realised what was really happening.

Originally Posted by ameliesoleil

YouTube - Dramatic Look

Ha ha ha!!!!! That's ace!

Semen vs. Sea-Men - Clips - South Park Studios

I voulenteer to baby sit.

Originally Posted by CrimbleFairy

Ha ha ha!!!!! That's ace!

saw it at meg's house last night and nearly wept!

xx

Good luck with the on coming parenthood I hope the wee ones don't cause you to much trouble.
lol
Diva x