Thread: The weirdos on the bus go...

Originally Posted by Miss Jones

O and I've lost count of the number of times I've plucked someones earphone out and told them to turn it down as its ati social behaviou to have it blaring so loud as all the rest of us can just hear an irritating banging...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wow I admire your assertiveness, I would love to do this but fear a stabbing.

Worst thing on a a bus for me was this: a total drunk lady was told to get off the bus but didnt, I went upstairs suspecting that she would throw up or something. I sat down and after 5 mins I heard the driver shout something at her. The drunk lady replied "its not my fault, Im doubly incontinent...".

Originally Posted by Glorian Gray

Wow I admire your assertiveness, I would love to do this but fear a stabbing.

Worst thing on a a bus for me was this: a total drunk lady was told to get off the bus but didnt, I went upstairs suspecting that she would throw up or something. I sat down and after 5 mins I heard the driver shout something at her. The drunk lady replied "its not my fault, Im doubly incontinent...".

Yes...I never sit in the seats on the end by the doors on a tube as thats usually where the drunken tramps slouch as its too difficult to stagger any further and unusally I fear sitting where someone doubly incontinent has sat more that the stabbing!

My worst experience with public transport was on a train back from Medway(which, as anyone who lives there knows, isn't a pleasant area). It was fairly quiet since it was late evening, when a group of four men and one woman came into my carriage. One of the men had stolen a macbook or ipad or something like that, and they were all deciding how much they'd pay for it.

One of the men suddenly attacks the one with the macbook, and all his friends join in kicking and stamping on him. Unfortunately, they were in the way of the exit so unless I wanted to try and step through them I was stuck. I felt awful for not doing anything, but really I think if I had tried to phone the police or step in they would've turned on me. So I ended up just staring out of the window and trying to pretend it wasn't happening. After a few minutes, they got off at their stop, dragging macbook man with them.

I guess they didn't want to pay for it.


To make matters worse, just before I left the train another two men came in with a dog and started trying to flirt with me, telling me I looked as good as ice cream(wut). And then they got off at my stop and ended up trying to follow me home!

Luckily I seemed to know the area better than them and was able to shake them off but... yeah. Not my favourite public transport experience ever.