Thread: Your a psycho

You have the chance to remove anybody famous from the planet.
Be it droping an anvil on the head or something less violet.

Who do you choose to vanquish, why, and with what method ?

Paris hilton, for being grosely rich and grosely misguided of moral conduct, make her choke on her own perfume.

Bush, For endangering billions of peoples lives, eating a dictionary and every piece of legislation and international law he's pissed on.

Robert Mugabe, being an abomination to the human race, letting the general public tear him limb from limb.

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Oh those are all good but if you've got rid of them then I'll use my option on Putin and have him spread with vicks menthol rub, pinned down on an ice float and have a trained parrot pull out every hair one by one before greasing him up with lard and tossing him in to his pet tigers cage...

I'm tempted by Tony Blair for being a smarmy, arrogant, lying, devious, smug, manipulative nasty piece of work who took the UK into a war of extremely dubious legality. I think I might be inclined to lock him in a room with his wife and see who eats the other first.

Piers Morgan would be on my hit list too (for similar reasons - apart from the war bit) and I think I would like to see him stoned to death with bales of The Mirror.

Right, this is much less help to humanity as a whole, but I'd take out the talentless waste of space, mockney parasite, Jamie Oliver!



I'm sorry, but going:
"stick some veg in a roasting dish, lots of olive oil, some herbs, slap it in the oven and 'alf an 'our later..... Roast Veg! Pucka!"
is not the sign of a great chef!!!!

:wallbash:

The irritating little git wasn't even a head chef! He just happened to be the Sous Chef on shift when the TV producers came into the resturant!!!!

I'd put him in a huge pan of cold water then slowly heat it up until he boils like a lobster!!!! :thumbsdown:

And, breathe...
Sorry about that. I tend to get a little wound up on that subject.
(I really am quite a nice bloke, honestly!)

Ohhh heavy stuff....

I'd simply like to go for my bext door neighhbour - an absolute t**t. :wallbash: :censored:

(sorry he's not famous but he makes my usually very calm, chilled out, blood boil)

I wouldn't want to remove this person from life itself, just send them back to stacking shelves in tescos where they belong.... Kate Moss. First of all i would give her some skin disease that means she can never wear makeup so that people can see that she is not attractive.... not even a bit, she looks like Jade Goody's mum. Then i would spend all her money (on friviouls stuff too!) so she would have to get a job, and since by all acounts she is a bit of a retard it would be the Supermarket of McDonalds for her! (No disrespect meant to anyone who already works there... and sorry about sending such a tit to come work with you!)
Yeah, i don't see the point of Kate Moss.

Originally Posted by Emerald_Ace

Yeah, i don't see the point of Kate Moss.

Personally I'd go with the classic, fashion industry conspiracy to make us larger girls feel terrible .

Alternatively maybe she was put on this earth to keep equally pointless and talentless "musicians" amused so they won't bother the rest of us :eyebrows:?

If we can not kill people but just go for a suitable punishment then I would say that whoever perpetrated the abomination that was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull on the world should be made to go visit everyone who was suckered into seeing it and both apologise and re-emburse them for their time, cost and mental trauma!

Ooh good question!

Peaches Geldof! For acting like she is this amazingly cool rebel hellraiser when actually everyone can see she's a buffoon.

John McCain for choosing such a manifestly incompetent and dangerous women as VP, thus simultaniously empowering the religious loons whilst making a mockery of intelligent ambitious women everywhere by implying that Ms Palin is someone we should actually aspire to becoming. :wallbash: :wallbash:

He should be sentenced to immediate and total political obscurity for the rest of his life (c'mon America, pleeeease??) :excited: