Thread: What does your washing machine eat?

Originally Posted by Miss Wonderland

Is it only me that manages to find things in the washing machine :S I live in a shared house, and am always pulling out random socks/knickers/abnormally large fluff balls when I go to put my stuff in!

Well obviously washing machines are all connected by invisible wormholes in space, creating portals between them, and yours happens to be one of the exit portals. In short, items that disappear in other peoples' washing machines travel through space and time and emerge in yours. So if you get a pair of the Doc's gym trousers, let us know and get him to stick his head into his drum and see if he can look out of yours!

If this theory is true, I'm looking forward to seeing what else turns up!tee hee, just remembered; I've actually been in one of the industrial washing machines (don't ask!)... should've shouted hello n listened for a reply! x x x

Originally Posted by Miss Wonderland

I've actually been in one of the industrial washing machines (don't ask!)... should've shouted hello n listened for a reply! x x x

Some poor confused person would have been in their kitchen, minding their own business, and suddenly frozen as they heard a voice issue from their washing machine ... and their small child would have climbed in looking for the entrance to Narnia!

I don't know about Narnia, but it was quite funky in there... sort of like being in a spaceship from what I can remember, and from what I assume being inside a spaceship would be like. Wonder how many children that washing machine advert with the clothes as sea creatures has confused? Ah, thats where all the lost socks go - they turn into fish! (Have some honey and lemon, yummy and good for colds )