Thread: Down Khandie...beware I do bite! LOL

Originally Posted by Khandie Khisses

Pleb is short for plebeian.

It means someone of lower class. Its comes from the term for Roman term for higher class but as times changed so did its meaning.

I studied latin, well I would, spells are in latin.
One thing we took from the Romans
was the opposite of what it means, as in: "You must be joking!"
We know that they are not, but so incredulous are we that we use the opposite definition. Here's a couple of beauties, oh, and if you are using an internet translator, and I get it wrong, remember that I am quoting latin off the top of my head. So forgive a transgression or two.

Amicus tuus expers rationis est. Viculus nescioquis barone suo privatus est.

Your boyfriend is a great guy. No wonder you've been keeping him to yourself.

He's a total moron. somewhere there's a village, missing it's idiot!

Specium scurrae habes. Spectaculum petauristarum bestiarumque nescieGam adesse.

Dynamite outfit. It looks really good on you.

You look like a clown. I didn't know the circus was in town.

Useless bag of human pus.

You Pussiliminous Lard Gut!

You pus filled bag of human filth.

The last time I saw legs like that they were sat on a tree!

If your brains were made of dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

You know, you should be shagged by a stick of sweating dynamite, it would be the biggest bang you are ever likely to get!

Turtle Slime.

Youre two brain cells are waving goodby to each other!

Looking at you is like getting teeth pulled!

Do you have an I.Q or is it just background noise?

Do ALL your mirrors face the wall?

Douche bag.

May the fleas of a Thousand Camels breed upon thine beard/face/slit/willy/whatever.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

I do have some rather unPC ones that would get me banned from the MOB!!! So I wont post them........................................Yet.


John

I say call him a Cleft. Or if he's really annoyed you i would say 'what a total Crevice'

I'm sorry your friend let you down though... we still love you!

'I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.'

Such a favourite of mine, that I use it as signature on other fora...

Haha 'crevice'!!
I like 'twerp'.

i love you guys! I have been in fits of giggles!

spodge breath

custard chucker

psycho hose beast

stinky camera obscura

stinky spice island

face like a rusty bullet wound

etc

'Face like a rusty bullet wound'? GROSS!

Does your face hurt, because it's killing me!
Did you fall out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.
Three million spermosa, and look at the one that got through!
Are you an experiment in Artificial Stupidity?
You couldn't find your arse with two hands and a periscope.

Broomy once again you impress me with your wit and intelligence. I love you!