Thread: Meanful Meanderings For 8th to 14th December

We have a f*ckwitted no brained wanker of a loser in Wareham who reckoned he could drive at 130 everywhere because "My car can do it, the brakes are brill and I am young and have the reflexes!".................My reply to him was this. "You and your tin can MIGHT be up to it BUT, old Mr Jones in his Moggie Minor 1000 is NOT! And when that 89 year old man pulls out in front of you, you are going to be f*cked".

My step father was THE most highly decorated bus driver in Glasgow, you might laugh at that but, in all his years behind the wheel of a double decker bus he had never had any kind of an accident that was his fault. Ricky always said this. "Drive within your capabiities and treat every other driver as nutter waiting to kill some one." I passed my test a mere 2 years ago, on a Thursday, on the Sunday I drove from Wareham to Hook in Hampshire. All I did was drive at the speed limits or below if I got a wee bit out of my depth. Now, I am one of those guys who you never know if I am excited or happy by looking at me but, at me mums I did hug her and say "I did it Mammy, all by myself!!":excited::excited:ops:

Have fun, relax and enjoy the ride.

Originally Posted by The Minister Of Magic.

"Drive within your capabiities and treat every other driver as nutter waiting to kill some one."

Pretty much what my dad said to me after I passed my test!