Thread: Date from hell...

Morning all...
Just something i need to get off my chest.

Friday night i went on a date, all was going well, he was dressed ok, polite and didnt smell funny.
We get to dinner and the following occured, in no particular order:

He took his teeth out (he's 27)
He groped my boobs over the dinner table
burped, farted and swore on numerous occasions
Practically inhaled his food (i'm talking eating like a pig with noises to match)
announced to the entire restaurant that the place "was well nice ya know"
commented on the waitresses boobs, bum and legs
took my chicken without asking
got drunk
farted in the next pub and walked away thus leaving the smell lingering around the table and questioning looks heading my way.
attempted to bend me over a wheelie bin
necked several pints of chocolate flavoured beer
then asked if he could spend the night.

Now, i'm hoping its not just me and there are others out there who have had to endure date disasters????
If it is just me and this is the calibre of man i can expect to date/meet.....well, i think i'll top myself this very second.

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Oooh classy!!! But in answer to your question yes we all have dating disasters and no that doesn't mean all men / women (depending on your gender and / or proclivities) are going to be from the shallow end of the gene pool

lol, I'm amazed you didn't find an excuse to leave after the first couple of incidents.

My worst dating story is nowhere near as bad, but here it goes:

I was asked out to dinner and a movie. What I didn't realise is that it was to go and see Fantastic Four 2 and the meal was at Burger King.....He was 28......and he wasn't trying to be fun. He spent the entire BK section moaning about the damage done to the comic book industry..........If he'd chosen this date as a fun way for an evening it seriously backfired. He left me with the impression of a spoiled overgrown brat.

Originally Posted by Laydee Jane

He took his teeth out (he's 27)

At this point I would have said :warn: and then :wave:

I'm suprised you went to the next pub!

That is quite incredible :shock:

How anybody could act like that on a first date is totally alien to me, you'd expect someone to at least go all out on the first meeting to ensure a second date and only then let these 'habits' start to show themselves. But I guess on the plus side, you got to find out early on what a cretin this guy is and can avoid avoid avoid!!

I mirror what others have said, you deserve a medal for lasting as long as you did. I'd have 'gone to the bathroom' and mysteriously not come back long before then!

My worst ever date happened about six years ago when I tried out online dating. The girl I was talking to sounded okay and her photograph showed her to be rather attractive.

So we arranged to meet - and it was at this point when she told me that she lived in Milton Keynes, not London as she had mentioned on her profile. This should have set the initial alarm bells ringing, but I didn't think much of it - so I drove the 80-odd miles to Milton Keynes and the address she gave me turned out to be a sink council estate. There were gangs of chavs littering the streets, boarded up windows, the odd burnt out car etc... At this point, I started to wonder why a successful 'financial advisor' would be living in such depravity (this was the days before the credit crunch). Anyway, I started getting the heebeejeebies and decided to turn back.

Unfortunately, whilst I was contemplating this thought, the door to my car opened and a rather greasy woman - AT LEAST thirty years older than her profile photo opened my car door and jumped into the passenger seat before proceeding to give me a huge bollocking for being fifteen minutes late and telling me that 'all men are the same'.

She then proceeded to direct me to where she had decided that our date would take place - the Milton Keynes Dry Ski Slope. I hadn't bought my skiing stuff, but this didn't actually matter one iota because she simply wanted us to visit the KFC which was situated at the bottom so we could watch the people using the facilities.

When we got to KFC, she deliberately chose a tiny table which meant she kept rubbing her legs constantly against mine underneath the table whilst suggestively eating her box of chicken in what I can only assume she thought was a sexy and suggestive manner - she spent the entire time looking directly into my eyes before telling me that she wasn't wearing any knickers and because she 'now had some chicken inside her, she now wanted something else inside her too'.

For some reason (and to this day I honestly don't know why :yuk this whole situation didn't particularly tickle my sexy bone, so I told her that I was going to go to the toilet.

All I remember is that I walked to the toilet and when I reached the door, I simply kept going - breaking into a run in the foyer before fully sprinting through the car park to get to my car. I remember leaving Milton Keynes at about 120 miles per hour that night although my efforts to put some distance between me and this woman were hampered by the fact that the Milton Keynes road system comprises mostly of roundabouts and the signs to London had all been removed. However I remember thinking that if I got stopped by the police for speeding, I was just going to tell them about my date from hell and they would probably understand my reasons for going over the speed limit.

A couple of days later, I received a rather spiteful email from the woman in question telling me that she was glad I had left because I was apparently cramping her style. She then proceeded to make me very jealous by telling me that she had 'no problem picking up another man at KFC'!

I often wonder what might have been!

Originally Posted by TipTop Photography

I'm suprised you went to the next pub!

That's what I was thinking!
Poor Laydee Jane, sounds like quite an exciting night.

I've never been on a date, really. Reading stuff like that kind of makes me glad!

James: You my dear have made my day!
Poor you!! i think mine was tame in comparison........can you believe he got in touch yesterday to ask if he could see me again??????????

Originally Posted by Laydee Jane

James: You my dear have made my day!
Poor you!! i think mine was tame in comparison........can you believe he got in touch yesterday to ask if he could see me again??????????

Maybe we should set your man up with my woman - they seem like they're made for each other. They can probably even share the same set of false teeth!

Oh dear poor you, I was going to pm you to ask how the big date went, lucky I saw this thread first. I take it that you'll not be inviting him to the SB then? - if you are I just remembered I'm washing my hair that night I can't believe the cheek of him asking to see you again, what a moron:yuk:
Perhaps you could pass on his number to the KFC woman, they sound like they were made for each other
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